A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
Get the Google Witchmug. When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.
Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.
Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.
Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>
by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011
Get the Google Educationmug. Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.
I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.
by Justin H. September 5, 2005
Get the Google Impairedmug. Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).
Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.
by Brendan July 31, 2005
Get the Google Earthmug. You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.
But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.
YAY!
But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.
YAY!
Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search
something.
Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!
Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3
something.
Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!
Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3
by ---><--- January 23, 2011
Get the google,commug. Verb.
1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.
2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.
1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.
2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.
by blogaboutnothin April 6, 2009
Get the Google Slapmug. Just as Mother Goose was our source for answers to childhood questions Mother Google is the adult version.
by Fizgig11 January 5, 2014
Get the Mother Googlemug.