Golf

The sport of queers

Gays enjoy golf

by Curry chicken November 7, 2019

Golf

The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.

Man golfing sucks. Why not use all that land for fucking stores and houses and shit.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

GolfPecks

An asshole

Damn, that guys a GolfPecks

by W1smw2xmw2xeqx76f2eyrxc2eytxc2 July 24, 2021

Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009

Brogie Golf

When you and your "life" partner take extra strokes on each at the golf course.

Tim and Pat couldn't wait to play Brogie Golf. They both had some extra strokes to give, especially on the back 9.

by Timbo Tron March 22, 2017

Goonie Golfing

Goonie Golfing - An alternate name for going mini-golfing.

Logan asked Ayden to go goonie golfing as a date; we should do that too!

by Lord.Buch February 24, 2019

god's golf partner

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!

that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009