German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.

"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"

by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012

German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit

My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.

by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023

german flopper

Those obscence and uncouth german penises that are big even when not hard and just flop around like dying fish taken out of the ocean

"Leo has this ridonkulous german flopper, it really speaks for that german engineering"

by trojax March 2, 2023

German Fork

Forking 4 pieces in chess as the Knight that's shaped like a Swastika

And then I hit him with the German Fork!

by Crazyvideos.tv March 24, 2023

german explosion

When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it

Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion

by Dingothegreat April 19, 2023

Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.

There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans

by Fredd82 January 22, 2022