Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Funky Skier

When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier

Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex

by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023

Funky

A mix of the words funny and kinky.

God that joke was so funky, Bob hahaha now let's f**k

by Ashia101 August 28, 2021

funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing

Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy

by ExtraSauceBoss October 28, 2020

hip and funky

knowing someones got swagger and street cred, but this is an old skoooool way to say it

'not going to lie dude, you are hip and funky.'

by luuuyeaah March 7, 2012

Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019

Funky dessert

The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.

I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.

by Emogaz June 2, 2020