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Fucktard 

When you call someone a retard with an added level of cruelty.
" You fucking FUCKTARD!"

or

"Your Mums a fucking fucktard. Who im gunna fucking fuck."
Fucktard by J-Я-z June 20, 2009

fucktard 

It is what southerners say after having some of the best intercourse (possibly even with their 1st cousins of course).
"Shoooweeee! Maybelle and me shure did fucktard last night!"
fucktard by scsoccer1 August 11, 2009

Fucktard 

Fucktard - the form of apparel worn globally by street-hookers
which is swiftly detached and allows for near-instant sexual penetration. Fucktards were developed from the older form of clothing - leotards. They can be manipulated to be worn during sex in many ways.
Oh man, she's got some smokin' fucktards on.

Those hookers wear fucktards to maximise their financial turnover.

Don't buy lingerie, buy fucktards !
Fucktard by Gorgonzola Happiness August 22, 2009

fucktard 

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
fucktard by wwjd25 August 25, 2009

Fucktard 

Fucktard (theater):
1. Anyone who is eating, talking, leaving to use the bathroom (or just leaving in general), or being an all-around douche during a theater performance.

2. Another word used to describe someone who is disrespectful.

3. The word "fuck" combined with the word "retard".
The guy in front of us is eating and talking really loudly while this play is going on. What a fucktard.
Fucktard by cannibalcake August 27, 2009

fucktard 

(noun) A contraction of fuck and retard.

Used for those extra special moments when calling someone a fucking retard just isn't quite enough.
Learn how to drive, you idiot fucktard!
fucktard by K27 September 15, 2009