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Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
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fuck you james

What you say to James for being a fucking fuck.
James: Yea, I knew the marriage was over. I didn't think I should tell you though...
B: Fuck you James!
by ScootDog March 20, 2017
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Jeff: I can't deal with this shit right now
Mark: well Chuck it in the fuck it bucket
by Bad Nooze September 29, 2018
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FUCK ME FAT BOY

Curb your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Episode 1 - 9-20-09

Jeff Garlin has sex with Marty Funkhouser's mentally unstable sister Bam Bam and she keeps yelling "Fuck me Fat Boy!"
by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009
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pity-fuck

Anytime a person chooses to have sexual intercourse with another person for the sole purpose of getting that person through an awkward or sad moment. Typically there is no actual interest romantically in that person, but the idea of engaging in intercourse is not horrifying and almost a bit sporty. The giver goes through the motions of actual romance without any actual feelings.
Sally felt bad for Jim during his visit after the loss of his girlfriend several weeks earlier, and while nothing she tried that afternoon could snap him out of his sadness, she decided to give him a pity-fuck which would show him that happiness could be found again.
by MarkfromCalif August 6, 2006
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I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that

When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?

Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
by Zachariah28 October 7, 2019
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butt fuck egypt

Noun. What you call a place that is unfamiliar or far away. You usually end up in locations like this when other people need your help.
Dude! Why are you all the way in butt fuck egypt?
by Beanz M. March 7, 2017
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