solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003

Flores Fondue

An extreme sex act, in which one male or female must have a stoma on their neck, the other person, whether its a male or female (must wear a strap on) would sit on the others face facing their feet, anus directly over the mouth. and begin to penetrate the stoma on their neck for sexual gratification.

I wanna go crazy with you tonight, lets try the flores fondue and see if you like it.

by porksword_75 October 20, 2009

Floetry

A skilled poet who's about to put it down with expressive Talent

KL hit the stage and left the crowds done with his Floetry performance

by Klover324 December 30, 2018

Flare

Flare is a unisex name, and if is used by a female, Flare is a huge bitch who likes worms and drawing boobs. Shes also a terrible gf.

"Ew, it's Flare. Wasn't she the one who drew those tits?"

by NegaducksHot October 20, 2019

Florenc

A person similar to a fuckboy. This person does not want any kind of emotional attachment, only sexual actions.

Wow, you’re such a Florenc!
Do you want a relationship or are you a Florenc?

by Luisipeasy October 13, 2020

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003