1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.
2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flopnuggets...
When someone is acting unacceptable, childish, or obnoxious. Flip flop behavior includes being annoying, upsetting, and disappointing to people around. People that are flip flops are inconsistent and wastes everyone's time.
"I talked to Andre again yesterday but he was acting like a little flip flop bitch."
"Did he cancel plans with you again?"
"Like usual."
kinda like party hopping...when you go to multiple parties in one night and get progressively sloppier with each new party, by the end of the night your shitfaced
An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"