Fling refers to a brief moment of blissful joy such as “one final fling before a tranquil retirement”-Oxford Languages. Many people nowadays use fling as a word meaning a “one night stand”, although you can use fling in that sense due to the fact a “one night stand” is a brief moment of blissful joy. Even though the word fling can be used as an alternate meaning of a “one night stand” doesn’t mean that it is its only means that.
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Get the Flingbop mug.FlinchWink or FlinchWinking, is the act of grabbing a males testicles tightly and sending blood from the genitalia region directly into the glans, also known as the “head” of the penis, or “bellend” and using a particular technique by squeezing a muscle in the penis to make the urethra open and close, making it resemble a winking motion.
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Get the feline floral relocator mug.To encroach on someone mid-goon and twist their penis aggressively so it spins back like a swing on a swing set having the cum spray all over you and the surroundings.
He wanted to falincroach his buddy to make his gooning session more immersive, but get him to leave the bathroom.
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Get the falincroach mug.Feline Derangement Syndrome
A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.
Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.
- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8
Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats”
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.
Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.
- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8
Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats”
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
"That guy with the mullet and lifted F-150 keeps posting about how cats are ecological terrorists is classic case of Feline Derangement Syndrome (FDS)”
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