Fountain of Youth

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

Water Fountain

When a girl gives a man a blow job and the man finishes inside the girl's mouth. The girl will then snowball the sperm back to the man. The man will subsequently lay on his back while the girl punches him as hard as she can in the stomach. The force of the punches will cause the man to spit the sperm into the air causing a water fountain effect.

Wendy punched Bill so hard that his water fountain splattered all over the ceiling.

by Dave & Heather January 16, 2008

fountain of youth

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.

by mike ellisio November 19, 2007

fountain

a homemade marijuana smoking device made from some type of plastic bottle, it uses the vacuum created by draining the bottle at the bottom to pull in smoke from the top

"i wanna smoke but all i have is this lousy gatorade bottle and ratchet bit"

"that perfect, lets just make a fountain"

by pohsib February 14, 2010

fountain of youth

in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.

Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.

by bread&butter August 23, 2011

funtacular

a word describing something that is way beyond fun. it is the most fun thing ever.

Going to Cedar Point was so funtacular.

by Emuhlee November 6, 2008

Loring Park Fountain

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.

I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.

by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011