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aids and fail

AIDS.

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.

Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.

FAIL.

To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.

AIDS and FAIL.

Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!

Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
by MortisNai March 8, 2008
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Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!
camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll
by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008
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epik fail

a cross of being obsessed with Epik High and being an epic fail
Minwoo: Man shane is an epik fail!
Oliver: true dat.
by supportepikhigh March 30, 2009
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Metro Fail

Metro fail is derived from a company which runs the public train network in Melbourne. Due to the fact they are constantly late, delayed, trains canceled. And when they do come they are over packed.

So metro got the nick name fail. Then after that, the term 'Metro Fail' arose which has taken a similar meaning to 'Epic Fail' (or to fail really badly) The word is commonly used on instant messaging and social networking websites.
You mean it was a metro fail?
by GriefingSwagPyro November 15, 2010
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half fail

A mistake, or fail, that is not quite a full fail, but is halfway there.
His life is a half fail because the first part of his life is such a fail, not having yet to experience the second part.
by priscyyy February 23, 2011
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Nail or Fail

Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.
Are you going to nail or fail with that girl your talking to.
by Ptownuk January 27, 2010
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Party Fail

This is an interjection cried out at the sight of a party foul so horrible that it abruptly ends the party.

There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"

You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.
Brian and Chad tried to end the party with their words, but what really ended it was Sean punching a hole in the wall and yelling "Party's OVER!" That douche committed an epic party fail.
by NoMSG September 10, 2010
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