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AS SHOWN IN THE MOVIE 'CABIN FEVER':
"Yeah, he's a professor. OF BEING A DOG! Ooh, faced! ...scratch-moded."
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flat-faced bitch

A stupid-ass bitch (generally an asian) who has a flat face and is really smug looking.
A kid from Benedictine high school insulting his teacher:
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."
by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
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Facial Friday

The first Friday in February is known as Facial Friday where you dump your gunk on your partners face.

Everyone knows about Valentine’s Day (Feb 14) and Steak & BJ day (March 14) has taken off over the past few years.

Now, a new holiday has emerged to help us get over the winter doldrums.

Give your partner a facial and we are not talking about at the salon.

History:

Although its early origins are not verified, most believe this gained momentum in 2008 which Friday, was on February, First. (Although it applies to the first Friday in February, when that Friday falls on the first it is even more special.)

The wish was that by Friday, Feb, First, 2013 it will be widespread and as popular as other holidays in adult circles.

Others feel it started with a similar intent, but as far back as 1985 when facials started becoming popular in the porn industry.

Some say it goes even further back to the early 1900’s when mud was not readily available in the winter so women had to use alternate sources of face nutrients.

In any case cum join the party and be part of the forging of a new tradition; give your partner a facial today (just for practice).
Sue got a Facial yesterday as part of Facial Friday.
Her and Steve celebrate that tradition every year.
by Jam Scam March 6, 2012
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Butt Faced

one who when sleeping at a sleep over was exposed to a naked butt rubbed on there face.
while taylor was sleeping over at gregs house he was butt faced and woken up.
by aldsjaflkjds August 11, 2006
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Baby Faced Assassin

A generally cute young male who has the ability to have relations with a female without them knowing!
Stay away from him he is a baby faced assassin.....too late your pregnant!
by KDAWG1234 November 2, 2012
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dick faced cockmaster

1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice
by sheezy boy February 14, 2003
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Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.
"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"
by richard piper June 29, 2004
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