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Phil N. Empty

A person who has to constantly get more food & drinks and go to the bathroom during a movie.
Hey, Phil N. Empty, sit at the END of the row, NOT in the MIDDLE, okay!? Why come to the Theater? You miss half the movie, and fuck up other people's experience as well. Rent a video, sit at the end, or keep your holes shut for 2 hours.
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Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022
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UPS employee.

One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"
Guy: I'm a UPS employee 'cause my parents got divorced.
by Kawlyn1029 July 5, 2005
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Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation
Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.
by Steve December 19, 2008
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Empty

A very ugly girl that you know or pass by in the street or club. Used to discribe the state of her Vagina when she goes home. She is so ugly, she wont get sex from anyone, thus, her vagina will be empty
That girl is empty, theres no way I'd fuck that.
by pipparadox March 6, 2009
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An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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Empty the tank

I'll be right back I have to go empty the tank.

"What are you doing right now?" "I'm emptying the tank!"
by Cherrytree88 October 4, 2014
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