Dark Humor

Something that FN twitter doesn’t get.

remy: hey this account is dark humor only
person: ok
remy *actually posts dark humor*
person: that’s offensive you’re canceled <3

by waitwhatthe August 2, 2020

The Dark Knight

Definitely the best Batman movie ever, had a great story and great writing, and a joker who really served the character in the comic books well.

The one thing I would change if I could would be to go ahead and show the graphic bits and let it be R-rated. I think the MPAA tripped this movie up, like they trip up every action movie that wants to stay in the PG-13 slot.

After seeing The Dark Knight I asked everyone, "Why so serious?"

by The_WORDS August 17, 2008

DarkData

is the ultimate most wanted cutie in da house. girls adore him and boys are badly jealous. Thx for being the best cyberspace output ever DD we luv ya :P

darkdata cutie most wanted best

by DarkDee September 10, 2009

dark side of the spoon

Comes from the band Ministry, a pun on the famous Pink Floyd song Dark Side of the Moon, it portrays the carbon build-up on the bottom of a spoon that has been used to cook drugs (i.e. heroin).

Can be used as slang for heroin use.

I used to live on the 'dark side of the spoon'.

by standalonecomplex November 22, 2006

Dark Humor

Humor that's supposed to be out of the ordinary because some people find normal jokes boring.

Example of Dark Humor
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.

by A4775 October 27, 2020

cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga

kirubel is muy gay

There is a cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga on my front lawn. Shoot I shoot him?

by osdjfiojerjo February 7, 2022

Going Dark

'Going Dark:' term derived from CIA operative lingo adapted to the singles dating scene to indicate the moment in a newly acquainted relationship when one party suddenly & seemingly inexplicably ceases all forms of communication with the other party following a period of consistent communication. This phase is typically succeeded by the first inception of the most commonly referenced, ego-soothing rationalization, "what if he/she got hit by a bus?!"

The 'going dark' phase can be temporary or permanent, is highly variable in duration and is not gender-specific. It can be activated interchangeably by either partner throughout the courtship & may put the relationship at risk of tit-for-tat syndrome. Lesser evolved partners are more prone to this hazard.

Experts suggest the best way to avoid 'Going Dark' is to maintain a healthy frequency of contact that leads to live dates, or to notify the partner of your discontinued interest by putting on your big boy/girl pants, or by simply looking both ways before crossing the street as to avoid any and all buses & other moving vehicles

Things seemed to be going well with Jeff but now I think he's going dark, so who knows.

by BitingPearls July 21, 2014