ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

ding dang

No shit?

Ubelievable.

"Ding dang, I knew he was hitting that badonkadonk!"

by Theron3 March 15, 2003

Ding Dong

the sound of a doorbell

Random person: *rings doorbell* DING DONG

by toast7 June 12, 2010

ding-dang

Used when you see a hot girl and you don't want her to know that you and your buddy are talking about her being hot.
The first guy that sees her will say "Ding-Dang" and if his buddy agrees that she is hot he will say "Ringy-Dingy"

If the friend disagrees he can use the antonyms of blockermore or butterface.

Heh check out this girl walking towards us, Ding-dang!

by this guys April 28, 2006

ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

Ding, dings, r2's

Ding, dings, and R2's are other slang terms for a roofie or "date rape" drug that people from nogales AZ would use for recreational use to get fucked up while drinking. Or even without alchohol involved like taking 8 or 10 of them cuz they cheap as fuck and most the time they free. But after a day with like 8 or 10 of them shits you wont remember shit for at least a week.

"Ding, dings, r2's". Man this homie SPEW'ed then took like 5 dings and got all violent and turned into a klepto man tryna jack anything and everything at any store he ain't give a fuck.

If you take like 5 dings your guaranteed not to remember shit for like a week and probably wake up in jail. Haha Have fun!

by lord of the dings September 25, 2009

ding ding

Feeling of wow or sweetness, totally awesome, wicked, hella cool, hott,

Ding Ding Baby, that chick is a ding dinger. Hey that shirt is ding ding.

by dEnis papineau January 5, 2005