Donut Jerk

To commence in a circle jerk in which each man ejaculates upon one donut and the last to ejaculate has to eat the donut.

"Bob was the last to finish during the Donut Jerk, so he had to eat OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! guys' cum off of the donut."

by Viciousdirt January 5, 2009

Dunkin' Donuts

Anal sex. Basically another way of saying "bumping uglies."

While I was in jail for a few months, I had the biggest laugh of the time when I went to the restroom one evening and saw two prison guards dunkin' donuts with each other in a shower stall.

by Mark H September 12, 2004

bizmark donut

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.

a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

donut slap

inserting your penis into the hole of a donut and slapping someone in the face with it

while pat was sleeping, we decided to wake him up with a donut slap

by JankyFeuerFrei95 March 14, 2010

Raspberry donut

a bleeding pussy; a pussy filled with blood

Go take care of your raspberry donut, then I will eat it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

dunkin donuts

A disgusting blend of dirty dishwater, cream, and sugar, curiously mistaken by many for coffee. Where you go if you don't care what's in your cup.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and got a cup of coffee that was so bad, I threw it in the garbage.

by threestrikes April 12, 2013

donut boy

a nickname for an ignorant person / moron / anyone lacking common sense
comes from the Incubus song "Azwethinkweiz"

Person #1: The guy put his hand on the stove without even realizing it was on.
Person #2: Damn donut boy....

by Anonymous March 10, 2003