(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also
this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also
this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.
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1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.
2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins
3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.
2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins
3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.
There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.
by ufos8mycow January 19, 2007
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to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
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to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
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Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.
Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.
Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
by ChristianK April 25, 2007
Get the Waxing the Dolphin mug.1. Distant sea-faring cousin to the dreaded brown trout.
2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.
3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.
2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.
3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.
"Mommy, Daddy passed out in the hot tub again , can I play dolly with his bronze dolphin while he sleeps?"
"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"
"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."
"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"
"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"
"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."
"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"
"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
by smokeybacon January 21, 2004
Get the Bronze Dolphin mug.sex position that occurs in a threesome with two guys and one girl.
The two guys have sex with the girl at the same time, one penis is inserted into the vagina, while the other is anal.
Derived from the "double-headed dolpin", where a hand is used instead.
The two guys have sex with the girl at the same time, one penis is inserted into the vagina, while the other is anal.
Derived from the "double-headed dolpin", where a hand is used instead.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, how did that threesome go last night?
Guy #2: "Oh man, it was insane! we gave her the double dolphin. She totally squealed."
Guy #1: "Nice!"
Guy #2: "Oh man, it was insane! we gave her the double dolphin. She totally squealed."
Guy #1: "Nice!"
by Wario-Waluigi April 15, 2009
Get the Double Dolphin mug.1. A friendless loser. Also see white trash, idiot, and baka.
2. A bigot; Extremely homophobic, and intolerant of anyone unlike himself. (Yes, I realize that this is hypocritical, since Dolphin X is gay yet he is intolerant of homosexuals.)
3. Before this post was created, when one searched for Dolphin X, no searches resulted. The closest finds were: zoophiliamasturbationerectile calestetics.
2. A bigot; Extremely homophobic, and intolerant of anyone unlike himself. (Yes, I realize that this is hypocritical, since Dolphin X is gay yet he is intolerant of homosexuals.)
3. Before this post was created, when one searched for Dolphin X, no searches resulted. The closest finds were: zoophiliamasturbationerectile calestetics.
"Dude, you pulled a Dolphin X"
"You're such a Dolphin X" "But I don't ass-rape little kiddies while they scream for their mommies! How can I be Dolphin X?"
"Dolphin X felched his mom, then moved on to suck off his dog."
"You're such a Dolphin X" "But I don't ass-rape little kiddies while they scream for their mommies! How can I be Dolphin X?"
"Dolphin X felched his mom, then moved on to suck off his dog."
by Just a playa June 13, 2004
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