Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.

Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."

by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011

dictor

a person who enjoys being sexually assulted

Christopher and Nicholis and Thomas truly were dictors. but we like them better that way.

by bekathilijathe March 6, 2005

S.A.D (seasonal affectiveness disorder)

when a certain seasonal has dragged on too long and you become sluggish and you lose motivation to do anything.

man, winter is WAY too long. i don't feel like doing anything...even masturbating. it's quite sad that i have S.A.D.

by onlyonetime March 4, 2004

Small Dick Disorder

A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -

Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

Mr. Disorder

STARFUCKERS DJ from Sydney, Australia.

With the style and grace reminiscent of late night info-mercials and E channel cliff-hangers, Resident ‘Main Course’ DJ Mr.Disorder (mid-morning audio hussey & Co-founder of the STARFUCKERS brand) delights audiences Australia wide with his unique brand of dance garbage.

Combining dirty electro, faggy pop rubbish, and TV Show theme songs, Mr. Disorder’s sets are an eclectic mix of all that you would expect to hear from STARFUCKERS' premier DJ.

Birthed from the loins of the finest in the business, it's not just the free head jobs he gives out in the toilets that keep munters coming back for more.

Co-Mixer of Neon Nights 1 & 2, LAW & DISORDER, & General C Grade Darlo Celeb basher, Mr. Disorder is STARFUCKERS star attraction (and some might say, everyone's favourite ride!)

"I'm going to go to 77 tonight, get munted and listen to Mr. Disorder's set."

by GeorgeParnis October 16, 2008

Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.

A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*

by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010