Shrinked Dinkie

A small wiener

Jim has a shrinked dinkie

by anonymous November 19, 2020

jinkies my dinkies

A phrase used by Squiddo. Synonym of "ruffles my feathers."

Squiddo: Sometimes I see, like, players and stuff in the distance and it... It really jinkies my dinkies.

by ChaotiaX March 26, 2022

Denkiss

Adj. Dumb, idiotic, or mentally I'll.

Wow, you really just noticed that paper is made from trees? You'r such a Denkiss!

by Sir. PimpNastyFoChunky September 14, 2010

Dickie Dance

When a man dances around in his boxers, semi-hard, thrusting his pelvis to have his penis flail in various hilarious directions.

to actually see a "dickie dance" refer to Tosh.0 season 3. not sure which episode but there all worth a watch

by TwisteDCroniK August 12, 2011

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

dickin off

...similar to dickin around, but with absolutely no purpose at all.

its a snow day, so everyone is gonna be dickin off!

by littleredhen October 8, 2016