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Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016
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Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.
by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024
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Diarrhea

You expect me to believe you'll watch me diarrhea shit but you won't watch me masterbate.... I don't believe you...
Hym "Diarrhea"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.
Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!
by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017
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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022
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diarrhea

A watery liquid solid brown or green thing that comes out of your ass
"Bro Jamal I have really bad DIARRHEA."

"Bro you should go see the doctor"
by Jitt tripping September 16, 2022
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diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.
corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain
by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013
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