Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man

Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Deuce

Former lead singer of Hollywood Undead. Current solo artist.

Formerly knowm as tha producer

"Yo what happened to Deuce from H.U?"

"Hes with 9 lives now"

by Isaac R November 4, 2016

fug deuce

The type of guy who is so ugly that that you think a piece of shit is more handsome than him. Somehow he gets alot of girls to like him that are out of his league. Usually a ginger.

that fug deuce is one ugly person

by datboi1111 August 13, 2017

deuce take it

The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.

I recognize that he has a lot of work, but, deuce take it, one answers a child's letter.

by Selena 12 December 12, 2017

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018

My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.

Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!

by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018