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Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
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National go on a date day

October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!
by The mr. Nobody October 15, 2019
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Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.
Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022
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go for anal on the first date

Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.
Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?

Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
by Grind S. December 17, 2013
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trophy date

A trophy date is used to describe a hot young working woman who only dates men who are half thier age plus 7 years. The 7 years plus is a bonus measure added for luck purposes only.
I had a trophy date last night with a new guy working for Amazon.com.
by Tinkerbell Hilton May 28, 2009
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dick date

When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
by the comand'r August 26, 2014
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Mate date

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.
Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.
by Schnitterbit April 29, 2011
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