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cock clock

When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.

Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."

Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.

It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.

Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
by Mike Tyson Jr February 9, 2010
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vagina-clock shadow

The area of the vagina that has hair stubble or growth from shaving after a period of time as elapsed. Much like that of the male five-o-colock shadow.
Before we go dancing this evening I need to clean up my vagina-clock shadow.
by vjmandi September 16, 2013
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cookin the clock

"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"
by zooboff May 22, 2004
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2 o'clock bin rake

Moving around a shit club in the UK just before it closes, having lowered your standards considerably due to lack of success earlier ; Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Kev: They'll be kicking out in ten minutes and all the tidy fanny seems to have fucked off.

Mike: Right then, better split up and do the 2 o'clock bin rake... there's gotta be a few pissed up ugly birds in here.
by GW777 October 2, 2007
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twat o'clock

"that fucking fire alarm woke me up at twat o'clock this morning!"
by english1704 April 3, 2009
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Ten-o-Clock Essay

An essay written frantically the night before it's due.
Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
by B.Alice October 20, 2009
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