A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)

crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow

by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023

Maisie crow

Maisie loves getting drunk and stoned iys her fav, she also loves disposable vapes (ice flavour) every time u see her she has different colour hair , she’s gorg and very funny she loves girls from town

Maisie crow

by Rebeccaballisgorg August 24, 2021

crows

what u people watch

I was people watching the crows

by thatonepinterestgirl February 4, 2025

Crow

The one who stops all. Removes positivity, and the ability to be kind. An evil side, perhaps... A dark evil entity
Alias: The Lord Of The Third World

1: "You okay now?"
2: "**NO CROW STOPS EVERYTHING**"

by TLOTTW November 13, 2021

slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.

A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.

by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017