Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.

“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
“Fuckin Crow!”

by BossMci March 10, 2021

Crow

A bird of the genus Corvus, typically depicted as a symbol of death, misery, or wickedness. Crows are intelligent, emotional animals said to hold lifelong grudges and never forget faces.

Though sometimes they’re less menacing and more like evil seagulls.

A flock of crows is called a murder. Sounds like a cruel joke, honestly.

by FunnyName June 20, 2021

The Angrier the Crow...

Truncation of the folksy saying: The Angrier the Crow, the Sharper the Beak.

Used when an action has a consequence that is obvious.

"Napoleon has fallen, he tried to invade Russia in the winter"
"Well the angrier the crow..."

by crandon_the_original October 7, 2024

snow crow

A term used to describe people from Romania, Republic of Moldova, and The Balkans, due to the fact that, despite being white Europeans (hence the term "snow"), their mentality, level of education and way of life are not quite European, because they think and behave like the people from the 3rd world countries from Middle East, Africa or South Asia. They are usually insanely religious, with absolutely no contact with the real world and no tolerance for people with different beliefs. They also don't seem to care about personal hygiene and a healthy diet. Also their music sucks.

- What is doing that obese, bald and smelly man over there? Why is he spitting sunflower seeds on the ground? and why is he is blasting that annoying music from his high-powered bluetooth speaker at such a high volume? What a mess! And why is he wearing a giant golden cross necklace?

- He is from Romania...

- Oh, another snow crow...

by A visitor to Earth November 1, 2024

Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.

I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.

by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019

Crow

“Crow” is a protector who watches and protects even though there presence is unrealized

“Yeah, you’re like my crow man.”

by Caddaddy August 17, 2025