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crockumentary

The Michael Moore style of filmmaking.

It involves trying to pass off a complete crock of shit as the truth.
Then brazenly calling it a "documentary" when you know goddamn good and well that it's full of shit!!
Michael Moore is a successful crossbreeding of Janet Reno and a Rhinocerus's butt.
by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004
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Chris Crocker

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.
by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008
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crocodild

being crocodild is when you violently bite someones ear (or other body part but mainly the ear) and make loud noises like a crocodile fresh out the swamp.
"your gonna get crocodild ollie g if you dont pull yourself together you sound like a girl"
by Ollie dane Grayston December 22, 2009
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The Crocodile

The Crocodile is a sexual act when a man is with his partner while they are preforming oral sex. During which the male's partner clamps down on his penis with their teeth and starts death rolling.
"Dude she pulled The Crocodile on me last night and I had to get rushed to the E.R"
by GingerBread18 September 6, 2014
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Hippa-Crocca-Dogga-Pig

A girl so unbelivably ugly it takes 4 seperate insults to do her any real justice.
For a general descpition see Swamp Donkey and times by 1000.
Waning:Please make sure of her vileness before using the word as it is so long and insulting that it should only be used when really ment!!!
AAARRRGGGHHH...its...its...ITS A HIPPA-CROCA-DOGGA-PIG!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by te_rey January 8, 2003
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Crocodile Dundee

To grab a womans pussy without warning her. In some cases, to confirm that she's not a dude.
From "Amanda" by Dirt Nasty. "Is she a he, or he a she? I can't believe, I'ma do a crocodile dundee, and grab her pussy..."
by ItsmeAustin January 9, 2008
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Enormous Crocodile

1- A crocodile that is of monstrous proportions.

2- A childrens book with a (rather clichéd, "good overcomes evil ) moral, by Roald Dahl. It has some really quite cool characters such as the Rolypoly Bird and Mugglewump the Monkey (who also features in Dahl's book The Twits. This is a must read if you are a small child or if you have small children but ESPECIALLY if you are a small child.
"The Enormous Crocodile lives in the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa. He has sharp shining teeth and a temendous appetite- for nice, juicy children (muwahahahhaaa... kiddy sandwich... YUM YUM! (soz)), his favourite lunch time treat..."
by J-Bezza. April 8, 2006
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