Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together

Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night

by shrimpdick02 April 1, 2021

Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.

Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON

by Vedava July 31, 2022

Penny Crayon

bro penny crayon met robot jones in ohio

HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN

by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023

White Crayon

A slang for the KKK

Team White Crayon🗿🍷

by WordsInTheDictonary November 9, 2023

USELESS CRAYON

A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.

There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!

by anonymous November 9, 2023