Cranberry juice

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).

Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice

by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

Crann

Crann means tree in irish
Sometimes used as a name in online game for irish cunts who thinks tree's are cool
People who call themselves crann are usually one of the following:
Gay
Homosexual
Ginger
Sexually frustrated
A Potato Farmer

Crann: hi i'm crann
Other Person: You are a cunt go cook some potatoes you dickhead

by Dank420pineaplez July 21, 2014

crank dat

Line dancing for black people.

Also demonstrates how you're not supposed to speak English.

Soulja Boy up in dih ho
Wah me crank and wah me ro
Wah me crank dat soulja boy dat supaman dat ho

by CrankDatSucks November 25, 2007

Crank Dat Roosevelt

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!

You gonna take her home tonight??? Hell ya, I'm gonna crank dat Roosevelt!!!

by AlvinKiki October 30, 2007

Crank Dat Rick Roll

When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides to superman some hoes, he gets roll'd by a ginger instead.

Wigger: Yo Lebron I got dem beats fo y'all
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg


Crank Dat Rick Roll

by tung92 February 1, 2009

cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good

It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear

by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018