gut crack

The opposite of “butt crack.” Where a person with a large gut wears a shirt that is either too small, or purposely wears a top to expose their mid drift while ignoring the fact that they don’t sport a “six pack” set of abs. Instead, it’s obvious to everyone but them, that they’ve drank one too many six packs and should either hit the gym or buy a shirt that fits.

Look at the gut crack on that chick!

by Eamonn og O'Daghnain November 20, 2014

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Crack ants

The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.

-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
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by qumay July 23, 2016

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Yaki-Crack

A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.

"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"

by Preacher-Man January 3, 2018

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crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.

by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

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crack rot

The pattern of tooth decay that comes from smoking crack, typically on the front and canine teeth worse because of the way the pipe fits in your mouth.

Look at that crackhead's grill!

Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!

by wilsr1 August 6, 2010

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