Coert

A Coert is a loving and caring person and very tall. He loves his sports. He is very generous and handsome

Me:I know Coert

by Lol=lol September 2, 2018

outpunting coverage

Scoring a girlfriend that is far too good for you on multiple fronts including looks, coolness and just about every other aspect of life.

"Outpunting Coverage" example: Skyler is definitely outpunting his coverage with this new GF of his. Well done, Skyler!

by Stretch_D January 29, 2014

Professional coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Ashton he is a Professional coper

by Grey07 February 19, 2023

no-shit media coverage

coverage of news by the local meadia of events that everybody knows happens everyday.

anchorman:....its 7am and I270, I495 and I66 are jammed up with traffic....

viewer: this no-shit media coverage is getting old. Everybody knows those freeways are jammed every morning

by SoCalMD October 26, 2010

skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

"cover me"

"cover me"

something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts

tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

Muff Cover

An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.

This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.

by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011