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High T Count

A real man who shows a high amount of muscular characteristics.
A man does 100 pushups without stopping. "He must have a high T Count."
by Testosteronee February 26, 2025
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Count Grishnach

A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.

A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
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Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )
by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024
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it's the thought that counts

used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.
"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
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