Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
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count me in

count me in 4ever
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19 Kids and Counting

an American reality television series that aired on the cable channel TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015
were able to skirt child labor laws because they were classified as documentaries. A 2010 investigation by The Times revealed that producers of 19 Kids and Counting
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Count choadulus

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus
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rabbit counting

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.
Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.
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Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming
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