by Stevenspielbum February 10, 2017
Get the Corporal fowlermug. Jan Levinson from The Office
Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week?
Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that
Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that
by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021
Get the Corporatemug. by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Get the Umbrella Corporationmug. (1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
Get the Corporate Circle Jerkmug. A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
Get the corporate christimug. (of a business or group of individuals) legally recognized as an entity with the authority to act as such.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Corporatemug. A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.
"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024
Get the corporate weaponmug.