conversational drift

The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.

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Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.

...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,

Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"

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by Fano Boss February 4, 2012

Conversation Napalm

A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.

Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.

Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.

by WordSmithDave October 9, 2013

Conversation Rape

When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.

I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.

I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.

by The Frog Keeper November 24, 2013

convo ovo

Conversation Over. Generally used as a shorthand for ending an annoying or irritating conversation with a difficult or frustrating person.

When he started telling me how Donald Trump would make the best president of all time, it was just convo ovo.

by Denver Scientist December 8, 2015

fail conversation

When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.

A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!

End in lolz.

by Pine Lol November 1, 2009

drive-by convo

The awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of 'good thanks...' 'see ya..' and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.

Matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.

(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)

by T-Monskies March 11, 2009

Awkward Cease Convo

A word or phrase used that abruptly ends the conversation and is difficult (or impossible) to recover conversation from afterward.

Steve:Yeah I thought the Patriots did well last week

John: Totally but I'm not sure Welker can make up for it

Steve: One time my uncle played football.

John: *sigh* you Awkward Cease Convo -ing sonuvabitch

by SenorCardgage August 17, 2009