Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)
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The loud drama that Con Enzo is causing in the pub with that lady-boy is recipe for disaster- we can't be associated with that loser
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Get the Con Enzo mug.When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
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"You're a con scene, take your clothes and rip em rip em off."
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