Columbia

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them

Columbia: I wish I was dating Columbia

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Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian

She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob

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A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.

"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"

"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "

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The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

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The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

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When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

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What you call your friend from Somerset

You will always be my Combine Harvester

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