coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017

Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.

Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee

by Squiddick January 3, 2019

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018