fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

Coat

I don’t date you

Am example is I don’t date you there for I don’t coat got

by u wom May 16, 2022

Puffy Coats

Worthless corporate folks, aka overhead costs, with zero real world success.

Those corporate folks who walk around all day in their puffy coats with an Ogio backpack and a Yeti cup while they send emails and PowerPoints yet accomplish near nothing.

by TheTrueTexan July 28, 2022

Coated

To mean your backed up by a higher power

Jordan : Your a wee idiot

Lee : No I’m not

Jordan : Yes you are your no one will get cheeky with you because your coated

Lee : what makes you think I’m coated?

Moments later..
*jordans legs get broken *

by Austin MacDonell February 19, 2021

blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.

my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.

by word jockey July 5, 2019

Coat

Cunt of a thing

My ex Penny is a COAT, stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for 3 years whilst living with me.

by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021