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closet lock

the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.
omg Peter was using Lisa as his closet lock because he didn’t want people to think he was gay
by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021
mugGet the closet lockmug.

stink closet

Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.
Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!
by 461 July 8, 2021
mugGet the stink closetmug.

the broom closet

A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"

- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017
mugGet the the broom closetmug.

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
mugGet the Schrödinger’s Closetmug.

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.
I think Gavin is a closet cracker.
by SebasV21 November 11, 2021
mugGet the Closet Crackermug.

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
mugGet the closet jerkmug.

lexis...closet

Loves her fans ❤️ awesome fanpage! Swag 😎
by lexis...closet October 29, 2021
mugGet the lexis...closetmug.

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