Cool kid rules

The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise

In order to be a cool kid, you must follow all of the cool kid rules.

by Narragansett2k15 March 9, 2015

Be Cool Tool

A baseball bat a la Pat Megna

Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.

by cheapthrillz March 8, 2009

Ner-cool

Pronouced: NUR-KOOL

To be both Nerdy and Cool at the same time.

Joey's robot that he made at Science Camp shoots Marsh- mellows, that is so Ner-Cool!

by livlaughlove4554 February 25, 2011

cool ethan

The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.

Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.

by Definitive Erd October 10, 2003

hip to the cool

To acknowledge knowledge of something that is cool with the youth of today.

dude 1: are you down man?
dude 2: yeah man, I'm hip to the cool.

by slim santa January 7, 2008

cool jock smart kid

One of the world's rarest things-- A kid between the ages of 4-13 who has an IQ of over 130 and wins spelling and math bees like cake walks, has 20 friends, and can play football, basketball, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, track, etc. Usually named Paul or Rick or something like that

Hey that cool jock smart kid is really smart/cool/sporty!! He kicked my ass in a bee/decathlon/Myspace contest and let it show!

by stop it loser August 6, 2006

Clooney Effect

When a guy is too good looking and intimidates any surrounding social group. The guy is considered to be so good looking (like the actor George Clooney) that he has a hard time getting woman to trust him because they think he's a player. Also the men around him get jealous and try to push you out of the social group with drama so they have a better chance with the women in the group.

Girl: "Hey, I don't get a good vibe from him, he's very handsome and I think he's a player"

Girl2: "Yea, he suffers from the Clooney Effect, give him a chance though... don't judge too quickly."

by DragMeToHell May 28, 2009