English class

A class that teaches students about the English language. During the early years, English is a very useful, important, and most of all fun class. By middle school, however, English class becomes a redundant class where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. By high school, the fun and useful class has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over-analysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. High school English is the period where many idiots get the impression that Shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in EVER and that no significant literature has been published since the late Victorian era.

An average English class:
English teacher: Today kids, we're going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before I start fellating Shakespeare!
Students: Hooray!

by Capn Con December 17, 2008

history class

A place where students learn about a bunch of dead people that are supposedly relevant to their everyday lives.

"Why do we have to take History Class?"
"Because learning about the Roman Empire is gonna get us a job one day, duh"

by LennyFace1234 March 15, 2017

low class

1. A term referring to a lower socio-economic class. Lower than the middle rank of society. Of humble birth and origins.

2. Vulgar and crude, something thats common.

Sonny couldn't afford to fix his roof because of his low class status. He could barely make ends meet.

That fake gold chain is low class.

by Eche May 16, 2008

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022

urban upper middle class trap star

Surburban teens and young adults that live at home with their parents. However, they live in affluent neighborhoods in houses worth in excess of $500,000 (their parents house) and sell drugs to finance their purchases of entry level luxry sedans.

Trap Star: Yo brah I stacked mad paper becuase I flipped QP's all year!

Smart Guy: You buying a house?

Trap Star: Nah, brah going to cop the new IS350 and drive around all day and flip QP's maybe I'll become a ski instructor. Brah. Nah saying?

Smart Guy: You are a waste of space! Stop being such an urban upper middle class trap star! Go to school and get a real job!

by Staten Island Verbatim May 13, 2009

English class

Possibly the gayest class on earth after 7-8th grade (Pre grade 7-8 VERY useful class). A class where one has to over analysis ever little detail in a play, story, essay etc.

Marks are solely based off what kind of teacher you have. You can have the teacher that really doesn't care that much and will give a mark of 80%+ for doing jack shit. Or you can have the kind of teacher that over analysis' ever sentence of your essay and as a result will reward you with a shitty mark (eg 60%) Even though you spent hours on the essay.

The final years of English (grade 11&12 especially 12)is, for some reason, the most important class to take and is technically the only "true" prerequisite for university or college (being that you can get into uni/college programs with only English and no need for math or the sciences and every uni/college program requires English).

In conclusion, English class can either be a walk through the park or hell on Earth for 5 months. Either way it requires you to over analysis ever little detail in plays, essays, stories etc. and make up bullshited thesis' and thematic statements that no one gives a RATS ASS ABOUT. It will usually become your most hated class (doesn't matter what teacher you have) because of the overall stupidity of it and the lack of actual knowledge gained.

Average teenage male after reading Hamlet in English class:

ATM: Wow, that was the gayest piece of shit I've ever read...

High School English teacher conversation:

Class A student: Hey, what'd you get on your essay, I got 90%

Class B student: 60% and I spent 4 hours on it I have a HARDASS teacher

Class A student: LOL I spent an hour and got 90%, I think it's because my teacher doesn't care though lol....

After 5 months of grade 12 English:

Bob: Hey what do you learn in English this year

Fred: Nothing, just like the previous years.

by moneymaker1989 January 2, 2011

Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.

I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.

by D Snutz December 4, 2013