cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Crackshit

A slacker, someone who is so stoned they can't, sometimes someone on crack, just an insult.

Person 1: hey look at that guy, he hasn't been in school all year.

Person 2: Ikr
Person 1: I think he's on crack.

Person 2: yup, he's a crackshit alright

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Clack

A popular, informal term used to describe the female reproductive organ (Vagina).

Ethan: Alex, seeing as you have ovaries, do you also have a clack?
Alex: Yes.

by Nandma June 14, 2016

Clack

To fuck

Guy 1: Yo dude, I would totally clack Jenny from behind
Guy 2: Everyone's clacked jenny from behind

by ClackMaster February 11, 2017

Cracksaw

A violent or disturbing parody of something

his smile was crooked and demented, his face a cracksaw of how it used to be

by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ June 7, 2017

Clackers

The classic shoes that strippers wear. Based on the sound they make when they smack the stage as she slides down the pole.

"Man if you think she's hot now, you should see what she can do when all she's wearing are clackers"

by Bondo911 September 2, 2017

Clickskrieg

the correct spelling of "clickskreig"

To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing "clickbait" titles and links.

Alluding to the term "Blitzkrieg"... a rather famously successful (at least during the early years of WW2) form of tank warfare... employed by the Third German Reich.

They are engaging in a really clickskrieg to manipulate the news.

by German Beers September 7, 2017