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Chris

This man likes men and he enjoys sucking the penis’s. He really loves hentai and nuts to it everytime. When he sees his waifu he gets so red that he yells like a duck. When he sees something related to sponge bob he says he does and he cries, but he never gets the gurl.
by Lord Morningstar August 22, 2020
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Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever
Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce
by RussianSlav November 3, 2018
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A guy who will smile and make you smile even when your in a bad mood. You can always go and talk to him and he'll listen even when you barely know him. He's funny and will always support you even though he needs support. He has a great personality and he is also handsome.
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Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.
"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"
by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018
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at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)
Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit
by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018
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Real nigga that plays 2k all day, has a humongous cock, and keeps his circle small
Chris you tryna hang?
No nigga I’m playing 2k
by @ChrisGoCrazy23 October 7, 2018
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A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.
by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018
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