Hot Cheeto Girl

Hot Cheeto Girls typically refer to Black or Latinx women (typically middle-high school) who act like they're all that. They, hence, the name, eat hot Cheetos (because it's 90% of their diet) and usually have edges that look like stage curtains. Hot Cheeto Girls have exactly 10 words in their vocabulary and are barely passing whatever grade they happen to be in. Most of them are midgets (based on my personal experience). Their closets consist of dirty Air Forces, the same sweater every day, and bookbags that look like hand-me-downs. Hot Cheeto Girls have a habit of messing of messing with people who haven't done shit to them. They also like doing crappy Tik-Tok dances, and just looove to copy off of people's homework (because doing it's too hard). Most of them use really strong perfume to cover up the fact that they smell like fish and shit. They happen to stay in groups because they're too scary when they're alone. They like insulting people when they don't get what they want.

Random Person: *Minding their own business...*

Also Random Person: *Looks back for about a millisecond.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!

Random Person: No...?

Random Person: *Doing their work.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, CAN I COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK?!?

Random Person: No.

Hot Cheeto Girl: FUCK YOU, HOE!!

Random Person: Fuck you too.

by i eat catholic babies October 17, 2023

Yeeto the Cheeto

A more civilized word for masturbate.

Hey dad, I’m off to Yeeto the Cheeto.

Oh wait. My dad is gone

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 13, 2019

Cheeto

Donald Trumps dick.

Ex: "Donald Trumps dick looks like a Cheeto."

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus

I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.

by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018

blue cheeto girl

she is the girl with blue hair who sits in the middle of the class yells at everyone, thinks she is rachet, and screams at you when you look at her for a second. This is known as a Blue Cheeto girl

the blue cheeto girl thinks she is rachet

by Gunna the pimp January 21, 2022