cancer head

A person who is addicted to cigarettes, or a person who chain smokes cigarettes(as in smokes them one immediatly after another)

"Didn't you just smoke a cigarette? You need to stop smoking those cancer sticks so much you cancer head."

by candice D May 14, 2005

Chance

A unit of measurement used to measure force

1 Chance=equates to 1,000 Metric Tons or 1 Chuck Norris

It takes roughly 1 chance of force to send a shuttle into orbit

by accordvtecv6 April 7, 2009

Cancervative

A group of people so stuck in their ways that they continually destroy themselves internally

Republicans/Conservatives are examples of cancervatives

by Youlosehaha October 15, 2011

chanker

Any type of penis sore or blister which is caused by an STD.

I knew I had herpes when I found a chanker on my dick.

Why do you keep scratching your crotch? Do you have chankers?

by El Tonico July 4, 2005

any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

by Jim July 19, 2004

Chancellor

A hot sexy chammarro, who treats his girlfriend like a princess & is a greaat kisser !

Girlfriend : Babe would you go to winter formal with me ?
Chancellor : Umm ... ? (Yes or NO, no Maybes !)

by alohabree January 23, 2010

cancer

cancer

1. A deadly disease that is caused by anything and can kill anyone. It comes in diffrent types of forms like lukemia(blood)ovarian,breast,lung,and just about anywhere else

2. A zodiac sign repersented by the crab and runs from June 21-July 22

1.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Some dude at party: Your a Cancer!

Some girl at party: Yep

Some dude at party: I'm a Sagittarius, let's fuck.

by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006