Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008

Captain America

Is when the male sex partner picks up the female, throws her like a boomerang shield and catches her with his penis on her return

The Captain America is my new favorite position.

by overcocky April 30, 2014

Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Captain Planet

Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.

white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.

by Zaven, betch December 20, 2006

Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.

Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.

by octopod November 23, 2003

captain morgans rum

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.

once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

by sarahandkaitlyn August 19, 2008

Captain Neptune

This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.

Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.

by Colin L. May 19, 2003