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Dirty capstick

When a homosexual man sticks two fingers up his lovers asshole and speaks the words, “Deeper! Deeper! deeper! I can feel daddy coming!”. Then proceeds to take shit on the other ones chest and lather himself in dirt.
My buddy Matt pulled the “Dirty Capstick” then broke up with his girlfriend 2 hours later.
by Bonerman667 June 3, 2022
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Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints
yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile
by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022
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time capsule

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)
time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this
by wtf do I write in here bro August 15, 2024
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oral capsaicin

The act of eating a hot pepper, and then preforming oral sex on your partner.
After consuming a habanero, James lit Michelle’s coochie on fire by giving her a session of oral capsaicin.
by James Gresham March 19, 2024
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baked veggie capsule

A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.
"So. What are you eating for dinner?"

"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."
by Brianne King September 19, 2006
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busted a capsule

Cumming loudly, violently, and sharply.
"Ya close, bb?"
"Nnng, I'm gonna, I'm gonna- aghhhhhh"
He busted a capsule.
by Kellinquiff January 3, 2017
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MX3 Herbal Capsule

It's a Capsule, To relieve Pain. Which comes with a Price... You lost the Entire Body Part Relating To the Pain.

Usually, it's Advertise as "MX3 HERBAL CAPSULE, ANG PINAKA KUSOG, MA PALIT SA ROSE PHARMACY, AJR PHARMACY, RIGHTMED PHARMACY OG SA UBAN NA MANGA BUTIKA."

Translation towards the English Audience MX3 HERBAL CAPSULE, THE STRONGEST, CAN BE BOUGHT BY ROSE PHARMACY, AJR PHARMACY, RIGHTMED PHARMACY, AND OTHER PHARMACIES."
Hi, Ako po si Yvren, Nung Uminom ako nang MX3 Herbal Capsule... Dle lang ang Sakit sa akong Tuhod Ang Na Wa, Pati Ang Akong Tuhod Mismo.
by Mischievous Little Muffin July 22, 2021
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