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Canoncondria

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Johnathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "Oh that was quite the canoncondria!"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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canoncondria

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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canoncondria

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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canoncondria

When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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Canon Sue

A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)
"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."
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Camonthecob

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Camonthecob constantly scams viewers on Twitch
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