senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
by Robot_454857375 July 12, 2017
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pussy cactus

pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram
“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate
by thebobman21 May 30, 2024
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cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus
Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!
by matchamonster May 17, 2016
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cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.
"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"
by OzzieHank December 02, 2016
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Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!
by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025
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Cactus Moment

The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.
Vaktus: *says something*

Other person: Damn, what a cactus moment :(((
by Hogsbig February 02, 2019
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Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab November 20, 2015
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