crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008

crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.

Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

by You don't know this August 11, 2010

Crusty Cha Flap

a crusty vagina

you are such a crusty cha flap

by KoolAidsMan July 6, 2011

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011

Crastic

of, pertaining to simple, country life.

"across from the crastic country side where they raised wild horses one horse caught my eye"

by Wyld Stallions March 30, 2013

crusty

the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust

Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty

by ayquela March 5, 2014